My Lucky Year

While I'm not big into believing in things like horoscopes, I like to occasionally look at them for fun. I mean, you can't really believe that a blanket horoscope for a sign is going to be accurate for everyone on the planet born under that sign, can you? No, but it's kinda fun to see what they say, and, honestly, one can pick and find things in each one that seem to relate to them.

Now, I might look at a horoscope once a month, if I think about it, but for the last handful of years I've taken to seeking out my yearly horoscope. For those of you not familiar, or for those of you who think horoscopes are bullshit, a yearly horoscope is just that. It lays out how your year should play our for you based on whatever hokey things astrologers use to determine such things.

I remember reading my 2018 horoscope and it was kinda ho-hum, nothing spectacular, and it sure didn't predict with any accuracy what my year really turned out to be like. The other day, now that I'm feeling like myself again, I remembered that it's 2019 and decided to take a look at my 2019 yearly horoscope. Well, unlike the past years where I've bothered to look, this is going to be my year! Check it out.

"You are one lucky duck this year, Sagittarius. In fact, if there's any sign who will be able to turn the "impossible" into "I'm possible," it's you. You can thank your ruling planet, Jupiter, for that. See, he moved into your sign back on November 8, 2018, and as 2019 begins he's going strong in Sagittarius, giving you the most incredible personal blessings until December 2. Even after this time the blessings won't stop -- they'll just shift focus from the personal to the financial. You honestly can't go wrong this year."

Do I believe my horoscope? No, I don't. Okay, maybe just a little, but only because I want to believe that this year, indeed, will be my lucky year. Thanks, Jupiter! Here's to hoping my horoscope comes true!